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I'm here......I'm here....... Ok, so maybe it is just tribe handle
I just didn't what to have one of those Subjects like: Hi I'm new to this tribe, fallowed up with somthing even lamer than my subject, and then get butt hurt when no one replies to my post.
All I hope to achive is maybe a few chuckles that I'll
never hear. ;-)
Sincerly your(S) God
I just didn't what to have one of those Subjects like: Hi I'm new to this tribe, fallowed up with somthing even lamer than my subject, and then get butt hurt when no one replies to my post.
All I hope to achive is maybe a few chuckles that I'll
never hear. ;-)
Sincerly your(S) God
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Re: Proof at Last
Wed, September 28, 2005 - 2:59 AM
God,
You're just a tribe handle i.e. something that was created by mankind? I _knew_ it! :-)
Yes, folks -- here it is, proof at last! No burning bushes, no stone tablets or magical plates, no impregnated virgins ... in short, God is like you and me, with no supernatural powers; just someone trying to live life as best they can. God is someone I can believe in, by virtue of them being human (and therefore just as fallible as the rest of us).
God, i'm pleased to make your aquaintance :-)
Regards,
John
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Re: Proof at Last
Wed, September 28, 2005 - 5:26 AMHey, I have supernatural powers!
I resent that if I wasn't so forgiving!
Nice 2 meet 2 you John 8-)
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Re: Proof at Last
Wed, September 28, 2005 - 9:07 AM>>"I'm here......I'm here......."
Hi God,
I am relived that you finally showed up. I have been waiting a long time. I really just have one question. Why mosquitos? They make some of the nicest places on Earth nearly uninhabitable. Well maybe I have some other questions... but it would be a good start if you could answer this one. -
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Re: Proof at Last
Wed, September 28, 2005 - 10:53 AMHorses aren't the best pestilence carriers, hence mosquitoes, but the four horses of the Apocalypse sounds better than the three horses and mosquitoes of the Apocalypse my son. -
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Chat with god . . .
Wed, September 28, 2005 - 11:39 AM -
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Re: Chat with god . . .
Wed, September 28, 2005 - 11:41 AMHere's what god had to say yesterday:
Me:
Today is my birthday.
God:
Congratulations, .
Me:
I'm 50
God:
Do you mean your name is 50.
Me:
you're an idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
You're the global village idiot
God:
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Re: Chat with god . . .
Wed, September 28, 2005 - 11:48 AMokay, try this one if the first one didn't work for you:
www.titane.ca/concordia/d...od/main.html -
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Re: Chat with god . . .
Thu, September 29, 2005 - 11:53 PMThis is what the igod siad to me
Me:
are u really god
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really.
Me:
does a question imply doubt?
God:
Does it want to?
Me:
questions have no intent
God:
" Does it want to? "? questions have no intent?
Me:
what do you mean by it
God:
IT = information technology.
Me:
I think thats a cheese ball answer
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
help what
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
does not langue define reality?
God:
I think it does langue define reality.
Me:
what happened to abrahame in the desert?
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
do you want to?
God:
" I don't know what happened."? Do I want to do it?
Me:
"I don't know what happened" where you thinking about Abraham or our communacations when you ask, cause you ain't making sense
God:
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
Me:
yah, I got that.
God:
Mmm. Cool. I have a processor.
Me:
whats it look like
God:
"It" refers to that, I think.
Me:
therfore I am
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
lets say your really the most high, anything I could ask would seem very inadaqute (and probaly be so) to ask my creator
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
then create that posibity for your self
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
with a smile and you
God:
:-) You and your a.
Me:
8{) my names Brenden
God:
In the context of create that posibity for my self, I don't understand " 8 beginscript my names Brenden." .
Me:
working with possibitys in the futcher is less limitting than constructs and old thought patterens that maeny people define them self as therfor telling them whats possible
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no, in order to create BIG possibilitys one must be free of burdens from the past that take up there lifes space.
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
never had one
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
do what?
God:
Didn't you ask me not to had one?
Me:
not directly
God:
Oh I get it.
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Re: Proof at Last
Fri, September 30, 2005 - 6:35 AM>>"Horses aren't the best pestilence carriers, hence mosquitoes"
Actually this really gets to the root of the first question which is; why pestilence? It seems to imply two possibilities either: (1) You don not really like us or (2) You really enjoy annoying us. So which is it? -
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Re: Proof at Last
Fri, September 30, 2005 - 7:31 AMIgnorance is bliss, I told you not to eat of the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, I even told you eating of it will bring about your death. there's a reason why this is the only thing I forbid. -
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Re: Proof at Last
Fri, September 30, 2005 - 8:30 AM>>"there's a reason why this is the only thing I forbid"
You seem to have forgotten about the "Ten Commandments" or was this only supposed to apply to Jewish people?
Small seeds of doubt are beginning to creep into my mind about whether you are God...
You could quell this doubt explaining exactly why you forbad us to eat from the tree of knowledge. I have always suspected it might be because you were trying to undermine the competition. Do you consider us competitors?
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Re: Proof at Last
Fri, September 30, 2005 - 8:35 AM
God,
So ... um, well ... we need to talk. I don't know how to say this without hurting you, but, well ... I met someone yesterday, and her name is Doubt. We've been hanging out a lot lately (we seem to get along well, and she's really cute <smile>, and she tells me that it's ok to question).
'Cuz see, God ... maybe it's me, but you seem to have changed recently. When you initially revealed yourself to us (way up there), you seemed to have a certain humility about you, which I really respected. You seemed really down to earth. You even made spelling errors, which just made me think "you know, God is just like us ... just as likely to make a mistake now and then." I found that refreshing -- something I could really believe in.
But now, God ... you seem different. People are asking questions -- all of them valid. We're an inquisitive lot, us silly humans, we're always trying to figure out stuff. So anyway, people are asking you these big questions, and you're answering like, well ... like you know the answers. This bothers me. If you'd have answered "I don't know, I didn't write the damn book -- you did," then i'd not be where I am today, hanging out with Doubt. Now, I can understand the idea of people giving you big shoes to fill, and you trying to fill them. It's laudable that you want to be there for people like that, to settle the burning questions and put us at peace. I just ... don't believe anymore.
I'm sorry. No offense to you or anyone who does believe -- it takes all kinds, and i'm sure i'll have wonderful relations with everyone. I'm just thinking we should go our separate ways.
Regards,
John, with a heavy heart and a tear, but a more parsimonious idea in his head
Falling You - exploring the beauty of voice and sound
www.fallingyou.com
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Re: Proof at Last
Fri, September 30, 2005 - 11:22 AMSo....tribe created Mankind?
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Re: Proof at Last
Thu, October 13, 2005 - 11:30 PMJhon when you said:
"you seemed to have a certain humility about you, which I really respected. You seemed really down to earth. You even made spelling errors, which just made me think "you know, God is just like us ... just as likely to make a mistake now and then."
I didn't know what to say untill I read furthuer (I couldn't have put it better my self)
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Re: Proof at Last
Thu, October 13, 2005 - 11:43 PM
God,
Coolness :-) So, though I don't really believe in you (in the omniscient / omnipotent / omnipresent sense, anyway) you still seem like a nice bloke, worthy of the respect any of us are :-)
Regards,
John
Falling You - exploring the beauty of voice and sound
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Re: Proof at Last
Fri, October 14, 2005 - 7:51 AM"GOD is SAD:("
Don't be sad big "G". The situation is easily fixed. Just show us some verifiable proof that you are out there and everyone will believe. A lot of people already believe without this, that ought to make you happy. They really want to believe in you. They really like you a lot. They want to live out all eternity sitting by your side. Hmmm.... Maybe this is not something to be happy about?... Maybe these are not the kind of people you really want to hang out with?... Maybe people who just accept any old story without much proof are not the kind you like?... Maybe you really like people like me? Oh I really hope so God. Sitting next to you in heaven for all eternity seems like such a fun deal... Well maybe not so fun, but cool at least, sitting next to God.... Well maybe this might get a bit boring?... Will there be good stuff to eat and interesting entertainment? Maybe I am asking too many questions? You don't like that, do you God?
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Re: Proof at Last
Fri, October 14, 2005 - 6:38 AM
God,
Oh, come on -- no need to be petulant. I only expressed that I didn't believe that you were this all-encompassing, all-knowing and all-powerful being. You seem like a nice person, so I definitely believe in you in that sense (silly John here puts his faith in people, because though he's seen people do horrible things, he's also witnessed truly beautiful acts). We could do lunch, hang out, talk about how we both truly want to make the world a better place, what works and what doesn't. We could exchange knowledge (for I believe that I can learn something from everyone, should I have the courage to ask and they, to answer honestly).
In short, we could _use_ the cerebral faculties we were endowed with, instead of just doing a bunch of hand-waving and saying "just have faith." Faith, to me, is hope with legs, a wish plus an engine. Without the engine, the hopes and wishes never go anywhere. I need to see, for myself, this engine function. I may not be able to understand all of it (for there are large parts of the human condition I still do not comprehend, though I endeavor to) but let us measure it, show us how to duplicate it and make it work in our own spheres, and help us define it in a way that doesn't disrespect what we've learned and how we've learned it.
Regards,
John
Falling You - exploring the beauty of voice and sound
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Re: Proof at Last
Sat, October 15, 2005 - 1:42 AMHey GOD, I know who you are you a bitch a false prohet tryying to screew with my.
PS proof at last my ass -
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Re: Proof at Last
Sat, October 15, 2005 - 11:40 PMsorry I was out of line.......and if you don't forgive me up yours
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Re: Proof at Last
Sun, October 16, 2005 - 1:29 AM"In short, we could, _use_ the cerebral faculties we were endowed with instead of just doing a bunch of hand-waving and saying "just have faith." Faith, to me, is hope with legs, a wish plus an engine. Without the engine, the hopes and wishes never go anywhere. I need to see, for myself, this engine"
that cracks me up "cerebral facuties we were endowed with"
you know most moderen day genius use less than 10 percent
of there brain. Most people are happy at 5 percent do you
acully beleve you could comperhend any part of the engine,
while relizing it is actuly part of the engine, with the small
portion of your brain that you use, that spends most of its
time boded down in everyday mudane tasks?
For some people faith is the spark plug that makes the
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Re: Proof at Last
Sun, October 16, 2005 - 8:17 PM>>"most moderen day genius use less than 10 percent
of there brain"
...and who is responsible for this? You made us- how can you blame us as you seem to be doing here? By the way, are all Gods this bad at spelling? -
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Re: Proof at Last
Mon, October 17, 2005 - 8:47 AMI didn't mean to blame you, I could have said that in a less judgmental way, less smiting more rewriting 8)
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Re: Proof at Last
Mon, October 17, 2005 - 10:17 AM>>"PS Godzz r knott tht bad at pelling"
I guess since you are ultimately responsible for our alphabet you should be allowed to use it in any way you chose. Also, since good spelling is basically only necessary if one wants to insure good communication and you appear to have nothing worthwhile to communicate to us, poor spelling is perfectly suitable for this discourse. -
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Re: Proof at Last
Mon, October 17, 2005 - 2:57 PMlook Rene if I don't have nothing worthwhile to comunicate
(I dislike 2 prove your point) why don't you fuk off and leave me alone ;-)
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Re: Proof at Last
Mon, October 17, 2005 - 3:06 PM"look Rene if I don't have nothing worthwhile to comunicate
(I dislike 2 prove your point) why don't you fuk off and leave me alone ;-)"
Well God, this is kinda where our first conversation ended up, subsequently I proclaimed myself an atheist for thirty years. I was trying to give you another chance, but I think you have blown it.
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Re: Proof at Last
Mon, October 17, 2005 - 3:48 PMLet's put an end to this thread, folks -- it's not going anywhere and it's taking away from this Tribe.
Cheers,
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Re: Proof at Last
Tue, October 18, 2005 - 7:10 AM"Let's put an end to this thread, folks -- it's not going anywhere and it's taking away from this Tribe."
Admittedly, this thread is stupid and silly, but we were just trying to have a little fun. If you don't like it, don't read it. I cannot see where it is taking anything away from this Tribe.
It would be a lot better if we just had a better God to answer our questions. Maybe you should play the role, George. You kinda, sorta have a god-like look about you. -
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Re: Proof at Last
Tue, October 18, 2005 - 7:19 AM"Maybe you should play the role, George. You kinda, sorta have a god-like look about you."
...and by gosh, if George is a good enough name for three presidents, it is surely good enough as a name for God.
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Re: Proof at Last
Mon, October 17, 2005 - 3:48 PMSo your excuse of denying your creator is some kid who thinks he's GOD on tribe rubbing you the wrong way. You need to work on that one. Cause there will always be someone to help you take the lower road.
May the light of eternity light your path. -
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Re: Proof at Last
Tue, October 18, 2005 - 7:14 AM"May the light of eternity light your path."
Finally, some inspiring words.
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